很有意思的英语笑话,给各位缓解下压力

jack3
(1)英语考试中有两道翻译题目: 1、我穿上外套,却发现第一个扣子掉了 2、他听见电话铃响,就过去接电话了 正确答案为:1、i put on my coat and found its first button was gone. 2、as soon as he heard the phone ringing,he went to pick it up. 但某考生的答案是: 1、shit! 2、Hello? (2)? ? 某人刻苦学习外语,一日上街不慎撞到老外, 忙道:i'm sorry 老外道:i'm sorry too 某人听后又道:i'm sorry three 老外不解,问道:what are you sorry for? 某人无奈,道:i'm sorry five (3) 上初一时,英语老师叫我们读课文,恰好有一段对话,于是要一男一女两个同学来读 男:what time is it now? 女:it's nine 男:Let's go to bed . 女:ok!we go to bed at nine 全场绝倒!!
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  • elnatan
    LOL
    2014-02-15
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  • John.Cunning
    我顶
    2014-02-15
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  • John.Cunning
    :lol :lol
    2014-02-10
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  • sandy7
    haha
    2014-02-09
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  • 黄琼
    笑了
    2014-02-09
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  • elamxu
    Wife talking to her husband,who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a
    newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
    Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily
    2014-02-08
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  • sandy7
    有点点意思。。。。
    2014-01-29
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  • Akif.Munir
    Just so so.
    2014-01-27
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  • 黄琼
    ya, very good
    2014-01-27
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  • grace22
    LAUGH , LAUGH AND LAUGH ! REALLY???????
    2014-01-27
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  • 黄琼
    The last one is funning
    2014-01-19
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  • elnatan
    第二个和第三个很好笑
    2014-01-19
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  • L
    我承认,笑了
    2014-01-18
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  • John.Cunning
    mark一下
    2014-01-18
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