Five Hundred Times
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
五百遍
在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里,一位年轻女士被带到法官面前,她由于车闯红灯被了罚单。女士向法官解释,她是一名学校老师,请求法官马上她的案子,以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠,说道:“你是学校的老师,对吗?女士,我马上要实现今生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下,写‘我车闯了红灯’500遍。”
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
Five hundred times:
In a traffic court in a large midwestern city, a young woman was brought before the judge for running a red light. She told the judge that she was a schoolteacher and asked to have her case disposed of quickly so she could get to her classes. The judge got a mischievous look in his eye and said, "You're a schoolteacher, eh? Madam, I am about to fulfill a lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
I ALSO SHARE ONE.
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.